Meet my family . . .
 . . . what, you were expecting HUMANS!?????

I do not have any two-legged children (unless you count all of my plastic flamingoes!) but I DO have fuzz-faced four-legged freeloaders.  When asked why I have no children (endometriosis), my new response is to borrow a quote from my dear friend, the record producer:  "Can't--the cats are allergic to children."
Anyone who thinks raising cats is easy work doesn't realize that cats are permanently frozen in the "Terrible Twos" stage that human children eventually outgrow.  Also, cats have no vertical limits, so there is no such thing as a "out of reach."
And I don't own them--it is definitely vice versa.
(Dog lovers please click here.)
 
Gabrielle Marlena Melvyn Garrett
Gabri is the eldest of the lot, born in 1990.  As a baby, this fluff ball played so hard she would literally drop in mid-run, sound asleep.  Upon awakening, she would bolt off as if she had never paused.  She is House Queen and rules with a firm paw.  She also loathes Pretty Girl, so they are separated by a baby gate-- Pretty lives in my loft/balcony area.  Gabrielle spends her days on her side of the gate plotting ways to get through to murder the baby.  She has even tried to dig under it. While she plots, the boys come and go freely by hopping the gate--seems Gabri doesn't know that, as a cat, she can JUMP!



Delbert "Bart" Clinton Garrett
His middle name is from my Grandpa, not the President.  Delbert was a dumped cat who found me. I found him one night when I heard what sounded like a cat being eviscerated-- horribly tortured screaming. I ran outside to see him shrieking because a possum was 10 feet away--it ran faster than I knew they could.  We  became buddies and Delbert moved in as winter came.  He is the official house greeter and reluctant dad to Sweets.  Each day, the two males spar for dominance--it's a guy thing--but Sweets idolizes Delbert who, instead, showers his affection on me.  It's a complicated household.



Sweet Boy "Little Poop" Garrett
OK, think of a stronger word for "poop".  He was my problem child.  He used to get into everything and was a bit wild.  He and Pretty were strays, born in my backyard around 1996 and they finally adopted me.  While they were outside, Sweets knew no fear--he even ran off raccoons if they got into his food.  Once inside, he was a maniac, but he has matured nicely. He is also known as "Junior" because he looks like Delbert and tries to act just like him...which means that since Delbert is in love with me, so is Sweets.  They are my lap cats--too often at the same time.  When Sweets isn't on my lap, he is pestering Danielle for fun.



Pretty Girl Garrett
Pretty is a scaredy cat.  Gabri began attacking her shortly after she and Sweets came in.  Pretty is gorgeous, but few see her because she often hides under the bed (see photo).  The second floor is hers so she oversees the rest of us from her balcony.  She gets frequent visits from the males because they are all buddies, and she sleeps with me (and Delbert, of course).  Pretty is not the normal cat--she sometimes jumps onto the balcony railing and slips, falling to the floor below.  Then she runs upstairs and jumps the gate, leaving Gabri wishing that she could jump the gate, too--to KILL THE BABY!!!!!!
Pretty Girl



Rest In Peace...
Danielle Nicole Garrett
Danielle was born in 1992 and I had to let her go on June 5, 2008, after a long battle with renal failure.  It broke my heart to do so, but she became very ill very quickly, and it was the humane thing to do, to free her from her suffering.  When I first got Dani,  I labored over whether to get a second cat, thinking Gabri--then an only child--might like a playmate but also fearing she might be jealous.  When they met, Dani ran out of the cage to greet her new mom, who promptly hissed and swatted her.  Good start! The next day, Gabri was sharing her food.  So Dani was really Gabri's pet.  Her fur was wonderfully silky but matted terribly, so she often looked scruffy.  Dani had an attitude--if she liked you, she would strut nearby to get you to pet her. If she disliked you, you would know.  In her elder years, she became quite affectionate, spending much time on my shoulder or draped somehow across my body when I was sitting down.  Even with four fuzzers left, the house feels rather empty without her here.




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Danielle Nicole near the end
Thanks, Punky, for all of our good times together.




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Far Left--Junior and his big brother.  (The guys like to hang out together.)

Left top
--~2005.  OK, this was defininitely NOT Danielle's best time!  She was so matted that the hair stylist decided a summer shave was in order.  Dani was instantly transformed into a Poodle/Shar-pei cross.  There was a whole lot of chubby under all that hair!  She wore fuzzy ankle "boots" on her front feet, but appeared to be wearing fuzzy knee "boots" on the back, and the bushiest tail you can imagine.  I am pleased to report that her luxurious coat has returned, soft as velvet.  She looked so odd as a hairless model, however, that the boys stared in bewilderment!  Naked cat is not appealing.

Left bottom:  Gabi watching for Pretty in the balcony overhead.

Why all the cats and NO DOGS?  Isn't that pet discrimination?
Not at all.  I love most animals and think possums are cute (can't say the same for many moles I have seen).  I even fed a pet rat outside my old house (since there was only one) until the landlord (my dad) offed him.  I used to throw food out each night for the neighborhood strays and wild varmints, and my yard was a registered Backyard Wildlife Habitat with the National Wildlife Foundation.  I grew up with dogs, cats (the family cat, Boots, died at age 25, when I was 30), birds, turtles, frogs, whatever.  I LOVE dogs and would love to have some. However, living in Urbana and working in Danville makes that impossible because of my schedule.  Eventually, I do hope to have a dog.  I do kinda own one, but Rusty lives on Professor Hoagland's farm--along with two more cats--Gray Kitty and Isabelle (below).  My dream has always been to own an Old-English Sheepdog, named Tiny, whom I will raise to be a lap dog...  For now, kitty love is good for my soul.

Rusty
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Gray Kitty
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Isabelle
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